This is my personal recipe for a vodka on the rocks and a good time.
Soiled Chamois Vodka on The Rocks
- Board one cross bike
- Add 30ish miles of muddy Michigan dirt roads
- Open one bottle of Popov Vodka
- Drink bottle.
- Discard along road.
Oh wait, make that a double.
Of course the end result was me drunkenly singing “every time I rrrriiiide… I take a li-dahhh-bbbit… *hiccup* obbbbbfff Mishhaghann dirrrttt wid meeehhhh…”
For the record, I was of course not drinking vodka and riding gravel. Beer maybe, but not vodka, that’s just stupid.