My Cat 5 Cooking exploits are infamous around these parts. And a recent look through my files informed me that I take WAY too many shitty photos of the food I cook and the beers I drink. Certainly, I could be using this brain power for good rather than self-indulgent idiocy. But, as Peter (Criss) allegedly might have said to Paul (Stanley), “Like, whatever it takes to get through the day, man.”
From looking at the sheer amount of foods I’ve made, it is pretty clear that pasta, chicken sandwiches, and Mexican food are what I make and eat the most of.
I was going to say something like, “This is why I’m fat,” but I think another way of looking at it is, this is why I’m not FATTER, because if I was eating this stuff in restaurants where I can’t control ingredients, I don’t think any amount of lumbering would keep me out of the local hospital’s cardiac unit.
Anyway, I’m taking the weekend off from lumbering; B is heading back to school Saturday afternoon to get work done on some projects, and I’m going to hunker down from the cold, watch footy, and yes, probably make some food, and drink a few beers. Like, whatever it takes, man.
Here is a big ol’ dump of idiocy. Sadly, there is even more that I didn’t post.
GIVE ME CARBS OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!
#Cat5Cooking #TheCarbtasticVoyage #CrushPasta
Later.
THE SOILED SOUNDS TRACK OF THE POST
The song that Paul Blart, Mall Cop made famous.